I have the answer that will solve myriad health problems

My current situation makes me think of Kurt Vonnegut’s tale about an odd little creature that sets down on a beautiful mowed landscape. It arrived from a faraway place in the universe. It is early morning and the slightest  fog is just burning away. Two golfers are leaving a path in the dew that covers everything as they walk along. The spaceship opens up and a small ” something” exits and moves toward the golfers. The little guy is absolutely filled with knowledge. It knows how to bring peace on earth, cure cancer, and hundreds of other scientific breakthroughs. Humanity will be saved in myriad ways. The golfers must have been scared because they each took out a golf club and beat the little space traveler to death with their clubs.

My studies, knowledge, and experience combine to demonstrate that I am correct in my assessment of what needs to be done. I have discovered an answer. My method will save the health insurance industry billions and save the public years from going into nursing homes. People will live longer, be more youthful, be healthier, and happier.

 I welcome anyone’s suggestions as to how I can get my message out to the widest possible audience. Thank you for your help.

 Stephen Jepson from neverleavetheplayground.com